To Good To Be Chili

1 lb. hamburger or Turkey
1 onion, chopped
1 28 oz can chopped tomatoes
1 can kidney beans
1 can pinto beans
1 can black beans
1 can garbonzo beans
1 cabbage, chopped finely (or cole slaw bag of cabbage)
1 can low sodium V-8 juice
4 cans (10 oz) Rotelle
1 pkg Good Season Italian Dressing

Now, if you don't have meat, just add more beans (they'll make a whole protein).
h/t Andrea Sisco